Duuude, that must have been one hell of a burrito you ate last night.
Hope you gave a couple of courtesy flushes while coming up with that scenario..
But why stop there?:hmm::hmm:
What we could also do is dig up Onkel Karl, and pay a Latvian research centre to clone his DNA and produce a little Doenitz nine months from now.
We keep him on a compound outside of Riga and convince him that it's 1891 (just like in "The Truman Show", but with nazis). Then , when he's truly ready, we get him to join our little group and direct us in our mock attacks on Nepalese destroyers in the middle of Lake Ontario.
THAT would be cool.