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Originally Posted by Rip
Showers should always be submarine showers however. Meaning you get wet, turn off the shower head and soap up. The turn the water back on rinse and get your ass out. 30 minutes standing under the spraying water is very much frowned upon.

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Of all the ones I've read, this is the scariest - I can't function unless I can take a 30 minute shower in the morning!
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I lept from my top rack head a spining wondering what the hell was amiss. I felt my feet hit cold water as they hit the floor. Still dark I heard at almost that same moment the collision alarm. FLOODING in the LAUNCHER!!! OMFG I am going to friggin DIE! My knees almost buckled, but I kept my composure.
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Heh, I once woke up to the bedroom floor being flooded due to a water heater malfunction in my apartment. Had I been in a sub at the time, I'd probably of been reduced to a gibbering idiot...lol
These are great! Please keep sharing!