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I say we deep freeze the pigs dip them in bullets and launch them at the intended targets... :hmm:

A modified 'Rooster Booster'* should do the trick ...


* Rooster Booster : Cannon used to excelerate various fowl to terminal velocities into airplane parts in an attempt to duplicate 'Bird Strikes'**

** Bird Strikes : Some birds become so religious they commit suicide by flying into larger flying objects in an attempt to obtain the 72 virgin chicks and insure a place in 'Bird Heaven'***

*** Bird Heaven : One of two final eternal destinations in the bird after life. A place of eternal pleasure. Bird Heaven is obtained by doing good though out earthly life. If birds cannot do good though out earthy life they go to 'Bird Hell' ****

**** Bird Hell : One of two final eternal destinations in the bird after life. A place of eternal torment. The easiest of the eternal destinations to get to. One bad thing in earthly life insures a place in 'Bird Hell'. One sure way to avoid this place is to bring down another flying object that does not have the same belief...The bigger the object the better and more assurance of 'Bird Heaven' ***