I can't believe all those people who are saying they'd fire upon armed soldiers in the water. I mean, they're just conscripts who've been brainwashed into believing everything their emperor says! Give them a chance!
I should also be able to machine gun:
Everyone involved in the Manhattan Project: $3 billion for a bomb that kills 100,000 people? Pfft. Give me some BARs and a couple of twin 40MMs and I'll show those prissy boys how it's done.
Franklin Roosevelt: That miserable bastard won't even dance. I think he's a commie too.
My own torpedoes: I should be able to blow up my own torpedoes just in case I change my mind and want to use my guns on the enemy.
The "Japs": I don't know who they is, but I hear they's nasty and I think they related!