To explain Bernard:
He was on watch on the bridge yesterday. This led to events that got me killed. In another patrol, he launched a torpedo at an impossible range at the most critical moment (I survived that Bernard moment) He was who went to flank speed astern instead of slow ahead in full view of the nurses at the dock. He is the idiot that stares at me on the bridge through his binoculars. Visit the humorous pictures thread -- plenty of bernard there.