NEWS FLASH!!
The first workers from the Bernard Matthews turkey farm in Holton, Suffolk have emerged, we got a statement from the lead worker.
He said "Braaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssssss." and then tried to eat our cameraman, who suffered cuts to his hands and arms before we were able to leave the area which is now cordoned off by police. Fortunately our cameraman seems to be fully recovered from his experience, despite acting somewhat strangely. Police have said that tghdfdjsdshaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss....
BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!! 