Lol @ Seth: I've had this trouble myself, matey. Usually I just Ahead Standard to get by him and waypoint my way out of port.
Bernard has been responsible for mishaps in port on my boat too. On the Nav map one time, talking over the route with the Navigator when we hear the swishing of the minesweepers engines getting louder. Jump to the bridge and see him closing on my starboard side. Rudder left 10 degrees, slow to One Third.......Wait! I said LEFT you idiot! Noooooooo!
***Metal screeching, men cursing***
Bernaaaaaaaard!!!!
Maybe I'm just being superstitious, but I won't EVER sail with a crewman named Bernard onboard. I've had to set up multiple careers repeatedly due to BdU trying to sneak him on board my boat. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: