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Originally Posted by snowsub
You could try it in a vader suit, just say it's req'd for you medical condition  |
Customs: "Anything to declare?"
Vader: "War upon the traitorous rebels"
Customs: "Is your visit business or personal?"
Vader: "I come on behalf of the Empire."
Customs: "So you're a foreign national, are you?"
Vader: "There are no foreigners. There is the Empire, and there is scum."
Customs: "Are you transporting any medical supplies, drugs, weapons or other volatile items?
Vader: "Only the force is with me"
Customs: "So whats that?"
Vader: "My lightsaber. It instills fear in my foes"
Customs: "Its just a lightbulb on a stick, isnt it."
Vader: ".......yes."