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Originally Posted by Kruger
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Originally Posted by Gezoes
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Well....I was just plottin' my course  to flank and outrun two lonely merchants...I was on the bridge, with my cigarette   ...just anticipating the attack. In the meantime, my girlfriend was just leaving her bunk. In the exact moment that I was taking a final bearing and ordering a PD, my living room zentrale hatch opens...I look at her and feel lile ordering "Aft Johan !!!!!" but she says first :Are you retarded or something ?  You've been playing this for five hours" I press escape and say " But honey...this is history  " She says. "Well...keep playing history with me, and you'll get real history "
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Give her a DVD of Sex in the City, watch it with her for a while, she will eventually allow you to play because she knows you would rather do that. Why? Because she would rather be watching and sobbing alone too.
Make up in bed after a small patrol. Replace DVD's for anything she really likes herself from time to time.
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Excelent piece of advice. I also showed her that a respectable kaleun also knows a bit or two about plotting his course...uhm...in bed, so I've got myself a whole week of huntin' the British convoys  ))
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Kurt Jurgens " ahhh Think of Heini the capitan he would look throug the periscope and aim the ship and he would do the math in his head, and then
he would say torpedos los heinie and sometimes the torpedo you know would not even leave the tube."
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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