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Old 01-31-07, 08:55 AM   #15
Abd_von_Mumit
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Originally Posted by Kruger
Well....I was just plottin' my course to flank and outrun two lonely merchants...I was on the bridge, with my cigarette ...just anticipating the attack. In the meantime, my girlfriend was just leaving her bunk. In the exact moment that I was taking a final bearing and ordering a PD, my living room zentrale hatch opens...I look at her and feel lile ordering "Aft Johan !!!!!" but she says first :Are you retarded or something ? You've been playing this for five hours" I press escape and say " But honey...this is history " She says. "Well...keep playing history with me, and you'll get real history "


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That's why I never take women aboard. I don't have to maintain separate loo for them and all that stuff. And noone makes me mad when I approach my prey... :rotfl:
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