[Abd_von_Mumit]

I've got an official version with Polish subtitles. Some examples of a genuine translation follow:

All compartments report damage! -- All compartments damaged!

Contact closing fast. -- Contact was closed [i.e. opposite to 'open'] fast.

When the rudder breaks on one of those old tenders there's nothing to do but pray. -- When our rudder breaks by hitting one of those old tenders there's nothing to do but pray.

They're spitting in the wrong direction. -- They are spliting! They sail in the wrong direction!

We really smashed them. Did you hear those bulkheads burst? -- We hit them bad! Their nails were breaking!

And so on... whole the film is translated like that. That can really make one mad. :|