iPhone....Pfft.
Real men dream with things like the iShotgun. Call the wife, play music, shoot stuff.
iPhone...I eat iPhones for lunch after cooking them with my iTorch and my iElectricKnife.
Be carefull with your iPhones ladies, make sure you don't break your nails with them.
I'll go enjoy my iBeer in my iDirtymug now.
