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Originally Posted by baggygreen
Well, depends on how you mean by optimistic i suppose. In a lot of ways, I think that it is about time Iran learnt a nice lesson. My wallet doesnt like this idea, because the price of crude will skyrocket straight away, but i do think its time certain nations learn what is and isnt acceptable.
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First we take out the Iranian subs with the Russia support members training the Iranian crews. Then we fake a beach landing in the Indian Ocean drawing upon the poor 3rd world countries for ten thousand men. Hiring soliders of fortune you can find in any bar in the African/Indonesia area, dress them up with fake U.S. Marine uniforms, promise them full back up and support.
Send C-130's to scatter alumiumn foil along the Iran/Afgan border to fake out their Mirages and various other (useless without enough spare parts) airplanes. Mobile launcher AA waiting for them to cross the border.
Air drop a division of tech's and US Army Airborne to secure the oil fields ... After the first landing zone is considered safe ... bring in the newst chic jeans, fad clothes, Gucci bags etc. for the rebeleous students.
Negoitate the use of our own nukes for any country besides our own (like we did with UK back in the 1960's)(did you know UK can't target American on purpose) and speak peace to withdraw with all WMD's in echange for free Madonna and Sting concerts.
Price of gas comes down to $1.50 cents again, so the world can pollute itself even faster than it has already.
This is so good I might send it to the defense department ...
