I'll rig my house for a deep dive
"Mum, spread the word, dive dive"
*Arooooooga* *Arooooooooga*
"Dive Dive! Clear the Porch!"
"Porch is cleared"
"Dad, take her down. 10 degree down bubble"
"Down 10, aye"
"Patio awash!"
"Secure the oil boiler, switch propulsion to the battery"
"Secure boiler, propulsion switched to battery"
"Dad, increase to All Ahead Two Thirds"
"All ahead two thirds, aye" *dingding* "Engines indicate ahead two thirds"
"Start levelling off"
"Levelling off"
"Anyone want a cup of cocoa?"
"MUM!
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