[Kapitan_Phillips]

Jokes:

President Bush gave a speech in a British Primary School one day, and he came in infront of the children, surrounded by his security, applause from everywhere. So they sit down and Mr Bush begins by asking "Now, before we start, does anyone have a question?"

And a little boy puts up his hand "Whats your name, son?" "Hello Mr Bush" he says "My name is Billy" "Hello Billy, what's your question?" "Actually Mr Bush, I have two questions. Why is it you're president of the United States when Mr Gore had more votes than you did, and where is Bin Laden?"

And with that, the school bell rang and all the children filed off for their lunch. An hour later, and they all came back in and sat down, and once again Mr Bush said "Does anyone have any questions?"

And another boy puts his hand up: "Mr Bush, I have four questions. Why is it you're president of the United States when Mr Gore had more votes, where is Bin Laden, why did the school bell go 20 minutes early today, and where is Billy?"

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Rambler: Now..is that the sun or the moon up there? *points up at the midday sky*
Rambler 2: I dont know, what do you reckon it is?
Rambler: I dont know, I dont come from 'round here.

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