29) you use your second toilet as an ad-hoc pantry, storing items like sausage etc by hanging them from the light fittings.
30) Your sneaking skills would put a ninja to shame, you can sneak in to a military base on your fingertips and toes and back out again at 1 kt all the while making less noise then a mouse passing wind.
31) you walk into subway and order 4 "torpedo's" you expect them to be bagged and ready within 5 minutes, you shout at them for encouragement!
32) whilst at the seaside or in port your calculate firing solutions on the biggest fatest ships you see; range est 900, aob 120 port etc...
33) you've been to a u-boat museum more then once.
34) whilst at the museum you continually ask the manager if you can scream AAALAAAAAAAAAARM! at the top of your lungs down the main hatch.
pete
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