21) You sleep on a bookshelf in a corridor. One of the book shelf's legs is short so it wobbles around a lot.
22) You have a beard that you shave off every 4 weeks.
23) Your I-Pod is full of 1930s French music.
24) Your worried about U-227 and U-322 and U-1802 and U-2767 and U-765 and U-298......etc....etc..... Because you haven't heard anything on the radio about them for ages.
25) You masturbate to pictures of darkened cruise-liners traveling at 5knts.
26) You call your old man "Klauen".
27) You hide under your bed every time you hear a aeroplane.
28) You report propeller noises ever time your neighbor uses her electric whisk.
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