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Originally Posted by waste gate
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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips
A chance would be great. Bloody US immigration laws!  |
here is how you can get into the US.
1. Travel to Mexico.
2. Darken your skin with that tanning lotion (skin dying lotion), your a Brit after all.
3. Walk across the border.
Its done every day by Mexican nationals. |
Actually, you could get an easy scholarship being English:
Official: What is your purpose in the United States? Business or Pleasure?
Me: I'm English.
Official: Oh, I see, here, take my wallet. And a first class room.
Me: Thanks!
Official: No problem!
:p