WOOHOOO!!! Woohah wooo... whoopee.
DADGUMMIT!!! I have to work tonight and take all you drunks to the hospital!!!
I wonder how many will throw up in the rig tonight.
My back hurts already.
Just so you know... drunks get extra large-bore IV's.
(no less than 16 gauge LOL)
Seriously though, everybody please be safe and hide your car keys.
By all means enjoy yourselves... even to the point that one of us has to pick you up... (large-bore IV's at the ready
) but please don't get behind the wheel. Everybody else out there wants to see the new year too.
Do the right thing.
Happy freakin' new year. Ya lot of drunks! :p
