[Jimbuna]

We cut our teeth in this boat at the approaches to Hartlepool harbour where we inched forward as far as possible (nets, mines, shallow waters, some destroyers and fishing boats, nothing a seasoned Kaleun like me can't handle) and then lobbed as many torpedoes as we could in towards a large tanker and cargo ship, giddy with excitement. Then all hell broke loose as RN ships came charging in from everywhere, they even built new ships, launched them and conducted a shake-down cruise by depth charging the sheisser out of us. Let's just say that if we'd draped a towel across the conning tower we would have been mistaken for any other fat English nanna sunbaking amongst the barbed wire - this is how we crawled along a beach to safety.

:rotfl: I've posted this warning before !!
BEWARE THE MONKEY HANGERS !!