I have directed my attorney to start civil action against any and all who have assisted in the creation of GWX on the following counts.
- Conspiracy to assist home disaster.
- Depraved Indifference
- Anything else I can blame on them!
Since the release of GWX:
Patrol 1:
Cat got in wall. Had I not been in a fierce battle I would have simply gotten up from computer and retrieved him. Instead, I waited until I was safely at 120 meters. Had to knock hole in wall to get cat.
Patrol 4:
Wife said TV smells hot. I said I’ll check it as soon as I sink this ammo ship. Mean time TV gave off spark and ruined it. Also burned down Christmas Tree.
Patrol 5:
Grandson told me that something wasn’t right with the washer in basement. Couldn’t stop now, trying to shake this d#@! destroyer. 2 hours later I checked things out in the basement. Had to put on my captains hat and rain gear. Went down and started the bilge pump. Hose on washer broke, 6 inches of water in the basement.
Patrol 6:
Sneaking into enemy port. On surface at night and all going well. I hear yelling. Thought a DD snuck up on me. NUTZ! I’m way out here and out of fuel. This isn’t good. The yelling is from my wife. I was to call the fuel guy and tell him to fill us up. I couldn’t! I wasn’t near home, I was out on patrol. Getting cold in here now and she hates bathing in cold water. Told her it isn’t fun being part of a sub crew. As soon as they take the stitches out I’m sure my head will be OK.
I just got off the phone with my attorney. Now he says I have no case! He says there are mitigating circumstances. I got medals and was promoted.
Being a GWX captain is a tough life but someone has to do it!! GREAT JOB GUYS! Your work is simply OUTSTANDING!!!!!
Jim
