Being a redneck, I can tell you that reason #1 would draw in rednecks like none of the other reasons. That's 70% of the motivation factor right there. #5 and #6 would form another 20%. With the rest topping out the last 10%.
In related news, it is my intention to play redneck poker. I will see your A-Team, and raise you a sniper nest:
"Cooter, where's that 'lectricy at? Ma' beers are geetin' cold!"