"Bernard, why are you arming that Eal?"
"herr kaluen wants ice in his lemonade"
"Wha-?"
"Torpedoe eins, LOS!"
*sound of torpedo firing*
"bernard, you've just wasted 55,000 franks to get the kaluen ICE?!"
"Only the best for Herr Kaluen. by the way do you have a bucket?"
"-and an umbrella?"
pete
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