The Prophet Speaks!!!
Here's Norris' take on the "Chuck Norris Phenom" that is all over the net these days.
An oldy but goldy: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
EDIT: Duh, forgot the article link:
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52567
And heres the main blog page:
http://www.wnd.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274