Steed, mapuc...both brilliant!
My turn:
Your patrol has ended. Do you wish to:
A. Prepare for a new patrol.
B. Spend time with your new girlfriend, Liesl.
C. Be promoted and command a flotilla (ending your career).
D. Go to
www.subsim.com and piss and moan about the things you've thought of that would make the game perfect but the Devs were too stupid to notice.