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Old 12-01-06, 08:58 PM   #62
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The first thing I will do is obviously download and install the mod...after cleaning up all the old files off the hard drive, then....

I go upstairs and give the wife the old hard drive so she will leave me alone for a few days then....

Hand my two kids $50.00 each to buy them off and leave me alone for a few days...

Call the boss and tell him I have an eye problem and do not see myself coming in for a few days, then....

Close the blinds, turn off the lights, throw the phone out the window for the dog to chew or uninate on whichever comes first, then....

Brew a large pot of coffee, chug it down and proceed to make another pot, this time just the coffee grounds and no water, chug that down, then...

Proceed with a new career in 1939. Play until my eyes bleed and I'm face down on the keyboard with siliva dripping from my lips during my unconcious state of bliss from none stop playing, then.....

Surface to make sure I still have a family, then....

Rinse and repeat!
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