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Yes, fluff. Last patrol I got a radio message stating everything at Walmart will be 50% off for the entire day after Christmas. Weird but I checked the local papers anyway.
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Hush.
Battlefield 2142 has spyware installed that scans your browser records and displays ads in-game accordingly. If you don't shut it, Ubisoft could get ideas. I don't want my game spywaring my hard drive and then playing advertisements on my radio.
"S-89, support operations against Japanese convoy 250k south of Iwo Jima."
"S-89 copies, en-route, ETA 3 hours."
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TOKYO ROSE HERE, ANNOUNCING THAT BRITNEY SPEARS' NEW CD IS OUT!!111 ALL US SKIPPERS HEAD HOME&BUY!!!!!111"
"S-89 here, what the Hell was that?"
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S348FE-KE94PE4FKJS BU8439Y CH39P DFJKRUGZ N04W!!!1111"
"Command, we've got a gatecrasher her--"
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YOUR SILENT HUNTER 4 PATROL WILL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES!!11"
[Game automatically forces you to watch eight ads for penis enlargement, Zoloft, and the newest blockbuster movie exploiting yet another recent tragic incident, war, or otherwise]
Worst thing is, it doesn't sound that unlikely either, which is why I don't find it too funny
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