Here's my contribution;
1) Bernard .... you were specically told not to allow our newest crew member, sponge bob square pants, to go swimming.
2) Message to Bdu: The Allies appear to have developed a new & deadly weapon; The incedibly quick drying cement bomb.
3) OK ... so who let Bernard flush the toilet in harbour this time ??
4) Alaaarm .... dive ...... and breakout the pick Axes.
5) Ok guys .... when I said we need concrete evidence of Bernard's incompetence...
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