Good one, mateys!! :rotfl::rotfl:
Here's mine:
"At last, the tomb is finished! That will keep those X1 guys away from our free mods!"
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"The kriegsmarine diving contest is now about to start! First to take the plunge from the crane into the harbour is Bernard Dummkopf!"
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"And here we have Davy Jones' new and bulletproof locker! Its only $ 29.95, and if you buy it now, you will also get a free pair of kriegsmarine mittens! Dont wait, call now! Operators are standing by!"
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