:rotfl: Well my last patrol wasn't much of a success. After two days at sea I was attacked by aircraft and ordered crash dive, but I forgot about the depth of 50m. The boat hit the bottom, bow first, all torpedo doors destroyed and some other minor stuff. I just have to return to base, Donitz gonna hang me when I arrive.
How the heck can I do such a stupid mistake

Maybe I'll just leave the command with Bernard.
And I'm an airline pilot...
But I got a brilliant solution, I'll put a piece of tape over the C-key when I'm in shallow waters