I didn't want to do it, but ya made me:
Q: How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What did Michael Jackson say after his aquittal?
A: Gosh, I feel like a kid again!
America is the greatest country in the world! Where else can a young black man grow up to be an old white woman?
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