The Labour Party is in the process of compiling a new party manifesto. The centrepiece of the campaign for the next election will be something like "We aim to take stupidity to new heights of stupidness and bring stupidity to all corners of Britain."
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"In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)
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