I got roped into jury-duty on Nov 7th

Since this is the left-coast, here's plan plan of attack: Wear my USS Texas Battleship shirt, my USS Cavalla hat, and bring either a book in Russian to read, or a book about WW2 German. IE my book on Tiger Tanks, U-boats, or something totally German

. All the pacifist lefty types will freak out and send me home:hmm: .
Any ideas?