Funnily enough I did find a
website with lots of Russian jokes. I'll highlight some here:
"What has 40 teeth and 4 legs?
-A crocodile.
What has 4 teeth and 40 legs?
-The Central Committee of the Communist Party."
"What was the nationality of Adam and Eve?
-Russian of course. Why else would they think they're in Paradise when they were homeless, naked, and just had one apple for both of them?"
"Brezhnev complains to Gromiko that he can't get used to summer and winter time changes.
- It's simple, replies Gromiko. Just move the hands on your clock one hour ahead in spring, and then move them one hour back in autumn.
- Well, says Breznev, that sounds really simple. Nevertheless, when I sent a telegram of my condolences to Egypt regarding Anwar Sadat's assasination last summer, it arrived one hour before his death. "
"Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.
- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov.
- Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model. "