Wow! Will the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence be there? Or maybe Bishop Joey and the Deep Fat Friars? They used to be in the St. Stupid's Day Parade in SF every year on April 1. Perhaps we should nominate the Dalai Lama to run as Mayor of Jerusalem. He would be a unifying force for all three because they would all hate him too. Being Bhuddist, he wouldn't mind since it would give them all common ground and, perhaps, lead to greater understanding between the three religions. Ahh, the sound of the long bronze trumpets of Dharamsala echoing over the city. Orange-robed monks with begging bowls wandering the streets. Who knows, maybe he would even find the next reincarnation of the Panchen Lama there too.
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