Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many voluminous subsim postings galore,
While I nodded, merely e-mailing, suddenly there came a wailing,
As of some member again quitting the subsim board
'Tis yet another poser,' I muttered, who's wailing I can easily ignore-
Quoth the Skybird, 'Nevermore!'
Auf Wiedershen! 
Wait...that doesn't rhyme.