I can see it now. Tom and Barbra Good hugging on the sofa in the front room when all of a sudden armed police smash down the door and push both of them to the floor while 10 yards down the street a gang of drunken youths brake in to a car while two police guard the door looking on…
“Erm, you think we should do something Bill?”
“We are doing something Jim, we’re coming down hard on society’s most reviled criminal group, tax dodgers. God I feel powerful”
“Yeah, take that criminal underworld…Doughnuts?”
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