http://www.nfl.com/scores
[a light snow slowly floats down on a cold, gray monestary somewhere in Siberia.] The peaceful scene is shattered by the sound of thumping helicopter blades. A tired monk looks up from his cold bowl of gruel and glances out the window.
Suddenly, a black and silver Mi-24 Hind with da Raiders' emblem painted on the door circles around the monestary and fire a burst of machine-gun fire. The Hind sets down infront of a delapidated log cabin. A group of Delta-Force soldiers kick the door down...
"Neal? Neal Stevens?"
"Yes, I am brother Neal. Who are you?"
"I'm Nikimcbee and I'm here to rescue you!, I've got the football scores! I'm here with Ben Kenobi [oops wrong fantasy] The Raiders have won a game
"
"What? Is that possible."
"No time to talk! We gotta get outta here before next week's game!"
The team lifts the broken monk and takes him to the chopper. A monk, with an AK-74 runs around the corner, fires a quick burst and yells out:" you can't leave here! The Raiders still suck!!, They'll laugh at you!!"
One of the DF guys, in a mohawk and wearing a lot of gold bling fires a burst, cutting the disgruntled monk in two. "I pity da foo, who cheers against da Raiders."
"We've got him, lets get outta here!"
BA is hit over the head so he'll sleep like a baby for the ride home...back to the Subsim ranch in Texas.
Neal is back
...In Black and Silver.
Viking battle-horns ablowin' (sorry Torplexed)
Chucky beats the Eagles...
The comeback kid is no match for the for the geriatric Fav-ray and his cheesehead walker.
Texans win????
The Lions...nevermind.
Steelers?
And foxbort is still working on homework, I bet.
But this says it all:
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