We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine...
The article reads like something out of The Onion.
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State police have begun their investigation into who defaced this symbol of shipbuilding.
"We're gonna find out what kind of paint that is and trace it, 'cause you can do those things these days," Sen Cathy Cooke, R-Mystic, said.
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I'd have thought a U.S. Senator would have more pressing issues to spend their time on than a misdemeanor act of vandalism...
