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Old 10-16-06, 05:57 AM   #14
HunterICX
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Dear Bernard,

Its a long time since you screwed with us.
the crew and I dont miss you at all...we still wish you dead, remember that time we had the Tanker lined up perfectly I orderd to Fire tube 1/3 , but you launched the torpedo in tube 5!!!!!!, because of you the Escorts detected us!
We're were pissed off because of you!, so we decided to releaf the radio man so he could get some rest and put you there....you got an radio contact unidentified but you told the navigator it must be a big ship...so we high tailed ourself there for a bloody Fishing boat!!! we spended too much diesel on that one. we couldnt get to the grid anymore and return to base afterwards so we had to decide what to do...we fired you off the radio station and we putted you in the Elec. Engine compartment...we spotted an Large Cargo so we decided to dive...we were detected by one of the airplanes that was flying nearby and we crash dive but at the sudden you got a smart Idea by pushing the screwdriver into an empty Lightbulb entry....you blew up most of the security fuses in the Sub. keeping us dead in the water recieving mayor damage from the Depth bombs.
We still didnt hurt you, but we started to hate you very very much. The navigator got ill for a while so we decided to put you in his place. you didnt do much but at the sudded we noticed that we got it cold very very cold....I went on the bridge to see what was wrong. you send us the wrong ****ing way!!!!! you got us near antartica for crying out loud!!! now we didnt have enough fuel to get back to base!!!! at the way home we left you locked up in the Bow torpedo room we tied your hands so you couldnt screw anything up. we where heading back to base on the right course but 100 km from base I had to send an Emergency report so someone could pick us up...after 9 hours the Trawler arived to pull us back to base...we didnt know what happend but at the sudden you managed to slam ur head on the Fire Torpedo button giving the trawler the 4 Eels Surprise package up his ass! I didnt hesitate , I went to my Room opened the vault picked the Ludger went to the torpedo room and shot you in the chest 4 times , 3 times on ur knees and 2 in each hand of yours. we tought you where dead. you're were still alive...at that moment the crew knew you where Hell itself....we got back to base. I got took a full beating from the BDU how in hells name we sunk that trawler...I explained everything. but it didnt save me...I lost all my awards and fame . I got downgraded from an VIIC type to an IIA type. I lost most of my crew because they had an traumatic experience and they where sended to an Hospital for the mental diseased....all because of YOU!!! BERNAARD!

Dont get well , and please do the German Navy a pleasure an jump from the roof.

HunterICX
Commander of the U-9

Adress: Kriegsmarine Hospital
52103 Lorient
2nd Flotilla
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