Reminds me of the one that a B-17 pilot said when asked how to make the B-17 sim more realistic.
Set your computer up in a deep freeze set at - 60 degrees F.
Dress in layers to where you can barely move.
Drink a quart of whiskey as you fly to simulate the effects of high altitude.
And if your game locks up or crashes, well it's just part of the regular break downs that occurred.
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