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STEED · 10-08-06, 04:52 AM

The Burglar

A burglar breaks into a house one night. While shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.
He again heard, “Jesus is watching you.”
This time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, “Did you say that?”
The parrot said, “I'm just trying to warn you, that's all.”
The burglar asked, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?”
“Moses.”
“Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?” The bird answered, “I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.“

10-08-06, 04:52 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	The Burglar A burglar breaks into a house one night. While shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he hears a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables. He again heard, “Jesus is watching you.” This time he shinned his light all around the room, and it rested on a parrot. He asked, “Did you say that?” The parrot said, “I'm just trying to warn you, that's all.” The burglar asked, “Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?” “Moses.” “Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot ‘Moses’?” The bird answered, “I don't know; I guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.“ __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!