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Originally Posted by Skybird

News speakers should present the news dressed in wide grey sacking that hides any body contours, with a shaved skull and and a mask so that no heterosexual man or woman and no lesbo and no gay can take offense from sexual discrimination. Alternatively, a burkha for both dhimmi females and dhimmi males would be an ideal alternative. Instead of necklace and neckties, news reporters could wear a decorative yellow spot on their sacking. They should also take off any rings, so that unmarried people cannot feel excluded. I agree, the news needs to be reported objectively. BBC reporters should also avoid anything that could identify Britain as part of the Christian Western European cultural sphere. -There is a rumour that the Bavarian and Austrian greeting phrase "Grüß Gott!" will be banned soon for reasons of religious discrimination. The alternative phrase being considered is "Friede sei mit dir." It is very pc by word content, for it emphasizes the importance of peace and generosity and avoids any unwanted link to the aggression of the crusaders.

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