Several options:
-White Phosphorous (just add water!!)
-Chainsaw
-Oxy/Acetylene gas and a cutting tip (disassembly/re-assembly....bring a how-to.... manual)
-Chains and your neighbors truck
-Local Fire Department (yes they are capable of doing so.......)
-Install hydraulics for a personalized and steroscopic Need for Speed physical console (may need some technicians to alter the vehicle)
-Turn it into a couch.
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Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua
 
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