[_Seth_]

Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

These videos aren't helping my "be nice to Bernard" campaign!

As I've said before... MAYBE ALL HE NEEDS IS JUST LITTLE BIT OF PATIENCE AND RESPECT FROM YOU GUYS!!!

Shameful... utterly shameful.

Well, i know Dowly is the father of Bernard, but when i read your post, Kpt. Lehmann, i realize that you are trying to adopt him and make him the son you never had... ( Or Bernard-napping, if you like).
You are probably affected by the "Sympathy-for-Bernard" syndrome. It is caused by Bernard infiltrating your brain. DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD,MATE!!!!
They are evil, and they are caused by Bernard!!
Dont cross over to the dark side, Kpt. Lehmann, stay with your fellow Kaleuns! It is not to late to turn back, and recieve redemption from your Bernard-support!!
WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT! WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!

PS: About your Bernard-syndrome: An exorcism has been ordered from the vatican.
It will take place Thursday at 11, after the Pope's islamic history lesson!