This reminds me of when I was 12 and some kid dug up a WWII grenade at the weekend. Spent Saturday and Sundy "polishing" it. Monday he brings it into school where various reports have him and his mates bouncing it off a wall. He then showed his class at morning registration and we got a day off of school.
After the bomb squad blew it up the little idiot even asked for his bomb back.
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