I've seen this Chinese guy who can throw sewing needles fast enough to penetrate your skull. Perhaps the same can be done with a toothpick sturdy enough.
So he shot the roof. Reminds me of the husband of an old friend I no longer have contact with. He was a cop and when he got mad at his wife he'd take his pistol and empty the clip on the ceiling in between the two, then he'd wander away untill things cooled down. This is actually quite a good idea to stop a discussion and post-pone it for when you have calmed down. Of course there are a few problems, you want to make sure there's no Cessna flying over your house at the time the shooting takes place :p

, you also want to make sure your partner doesn't want to shoot you to pieces in return

and last but not least make sure there's nothing fancy about your roof and nothing functional inside it either.
Sure, their neighbors didn't shared the same enthusiasm for this method I display here.

But the alternative, simply walking away in silence, is far too boring.