http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/5282440.stm
In the name of the dwarfs, minors and all things little, I demand this imperialistic Earthian discrimination to stop! For diversity, for a democratic, pluralistic multiplanetarian Solar system! As a compensation for this abuse and in the name of equality, Pluto should be given ascendency in Astrology over all other inferior planets and zodiac signs. I recommend that we burn all the ancient Greek material and any other reactionary texts that deny this ascendency in the name of tolerance. Nobody should dare speak against Pluto ever again. And in the name of justice, I am hereby filing a discriminatory criminal complaint in Germany against Planet Earth.