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Originally Posted by flyingdane
I hope your not looking for pittiy because you will not find it here, your peopole at that time The (Germans) attacted the britts, and wee as americans don't like that '!!
we don't like to see our Friends get the shaft.  |
They did what to the Brits? Attacted? What the hell is that? Sounds like some type bad name for an underarm deodorant...
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