...then, we jointly buy one of these and launch Subsim SSK#1.
http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/2006/08/s80-scorpenes-for-spain-to-sail-out-on-the-main/index.php
We may need an additional $20 mill to get our crew trained by the builders, convert the torpedo room to a lounge with networked PCs, and stock the boat with Springsteen Cds. I'll check the sofa and car for change.
http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/scorpene/scorpene1.html
This sub is just the right size for a Subsim crew of 30, and it comes in black, my favorite color. We're good to go.